imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
because i’m ḧ̽͛͋̽̿ͥ̉̾̌̃̄҉̮̜̠̹͙͖̩̙̤̣̭̩̤̝̼̘̠ͅa̓̉̓ͫ̋̿ͧ́̑́̃̃͏̹̦͈̱p̧ͦ͌̓̌̍ͮ̇̽̆̎ͣ̍ͫ͛̈̏̚͘͡҉̗̳̟͙̙͉̙͓̹̭̩͉͎͎pͭ̌ͤͯ̋̌̎̉̐̄̀̑҉̢͟҉͔͉̜̞̼̺̦͞y̨ͧ͐̏̿ͧ̚҉̨̲̹͚̪͓̖͎͕͙̮̣͔͉ͅ ̧͉̻̼̬̖̠͗̃ͧ̏̀͘͝͝ ̛̝̦͖̮̺̹̹͈̹̹͉͓̃̉ͫ̄ͭ̈́̂̍̾͗̃͑̐͊͛͝͡ ̸̷̬̪̥̝̱̯̥͎̗̼̞̭͕̼̦͑ͦ̄͊͆̌̈̄̓̑ ̵̲̺͙̦̼̰̩͎͙̤͎̯͕͇͂̾̏̀ͨ̂͛̌ͭͥ̊̉̇̆ͨ͛
THATS JUST ABOUT THE SCARIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
C̫͎͚̝͎̕Ĺ͇̪̝̞̹A͏̴̰͕̩̲͉̻̱̯P̞͚̜̻͚̩̱̹̤͠ ̼͈̤̦̳͖A̭͟͝L̼̭̯̻Ò̤̭̦͜͝Ṉ̭̬͎̥̦́G̡͖̪͔͈͔͎̼͢ ̸̢̟͈̥̺̮ͅÍ̵̷̜̖̻F̴̵̛̱̩͈̼ ̶͏̹̬̗̦Y̤̱̖̫O̶̯̜̟̺͎̲̯̣U͏̷̯͍ ̲͓̰̖̺̭̖F̸҉̩̼E̵͖̮̝̩̝̜͕̬E͏̟͉̦̤̯͈̣͓L̩͔͖Ǐ͚̯̘̰͚͍͓̤̀̀’̶̨̜̖̰̼̬̭͇͍̿̋ͭ́ͨͬ͆̿̀m̲͎̭͉̹̹̯͕̒͋ͫ͛̀̎͝ ̡̍̿ͪ͡҉̱̝͚͇l͉̘̪̲̲̠̱ͭ̉̉ͯͧo̟͖̗͈̥̯͊̔͒ͭ͝v̛̍ͪ͋͛̆ͤ̋ͯ͏̪͠ͅȋ̪̣̻̖͚̫̝ͣ̍̓ͤn̵̨͍̥̝̰ͧ̀̅͂ͣ͞g̴̭̺͉̫͖̩̦̜̔́ͮ̈̃͑ ͋͂ͮ̎̚͡҉̸̣̜̰͉̤i̴̡̹͙͛́̀̅tͯ̅͒͂̏̍̀̾͢҉̵͙͕̙̦͎̖
OH MY GOD WHENEVER I SAW “COSMO SEX TIPS” I DIDN’T REALISE PEOPLE MEANT THE MAGAZINE I WAS ALWAYS IMAGINING
okay but why the fuck is she wearing crocs
Everything you love is here
i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?
i will always find a way out
one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
Let’s hop in the car and drive all night, no need for talk, doesn’t matter where we’re headed- anywhere will do, I just want you by my side as I drive into fear and the beautiful potential of galaxies.
i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’